Make Love, Not Statecraft X: Colossus

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Make Love, Not Statecraft X: Colossus

We were the colossus, the last power truly standing. The only powers that could hold a candle to the Durendal Khanate were those with nuclear weapons, which were now limited to one: our frenemy, Styrkuria.

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Make Love, Not Statecraft IX: Diplomacy By Other Means

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Make Love, Not Statecraft IX: Diplomacy By Other Means

The end was coming soon; we all knew it to be true. The world was dying, hobbled by a supernatural plague, paralyzed by diplomatic stalemate and ravaged by conflict. The only hope to save the world rested on the shoulders of the Durendal Khanate, the very tyrants who’d brought this world to the brink.

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Make Love, Not Statecraft VIII: Pandemic

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Make Love, Not Statecraft VIII: Pandemic

My (virtual) people were dying by the thousands, lives cut short by a vile, supernatural plague. It was a divine punishment; a plague of biblical proportions sent from on high.

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Make Love, Not Statecraft VII: Mission Accomplished

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Make Love, Not Statecraft VII: Mission Accomplished

Mission accomplished. The Durendal Khanate had brought enduring freedom to the socialistic masses of DACT. All it took was a small expeditionary force of tens of thousands of battle-hardened troops, coupled with close-air support from attack helicopters, and, of course, the careful application of a hundred-odd cruise missiles.

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Make Love, Not Statecraft VI: War is Coming

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Make Love, Not Statecraft VI: War is Coming

Invasion was imminent. The good news was it wasn’t against us. The bad news was it wasn’t by us. All that mattered was that war was coming.

 

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Make Love, Not Statecraft IV: A Little Cuban Missile Crisis

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Make Love, Not Statecraft IV: A Little Cuban Missile Crisis

Fresh off forging a binding, pacifying and above all, successful alliance, I did what any aspiring megalomaniac would do: profit ruthlessly from my new and improved position. Inciting a little Cuban Missile Crisis would fit that bill nicely.

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Make Love, Not Statecraft II: Who Needs the UN, Anyway?

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Make Love, Not Statecraft II: Who Needs the UN, Anyway?

The Durendal Khanate was off to a bit of a rough start. Our bid for justice and equality for our oppressed brethren disintegrated in front of our eyes. We were dumbfounded the next day, when we received an innocuous email. The heading seemed innocuous: “Respected colleagues,” it began. This heading soon became the bane of my existence, the calling card of my arch nemesis and leader of the oppressive nation of Styrkuria.

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Make Love, Not Statecraft: Episode 1

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Make Love, Not Statecraft: Episode 1

This is the story of my rise and fall, of how I delved into the machinations of simulated geopolitics, ruthlessly rose in power, destroyed my enemies and alienated my friends and peers. At the end of it all, I brought peace and order to the world...of Statecraft. But at what cost?

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Culture in Commerce

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Culture in Commerce

Being an American consumer again after months abroad has given me new appreciation for the almighty dollar bill. 

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Back Home

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Back Home

I’ve become a firm believer that the world won’t end with a bang, nor a whimper. It will simply stop. 

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Thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving

It occurred to me this morning that this would be the first Thanksgiving ever that I’d be away from family. 

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Mt. Etna and Taormina

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Mt. Etna and Taormina

What follows is the story of how I ended up on an active volcano during a snowstorm. 

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Midnight in Paris

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Midnight in Paris

I spent the last weekend in the City of Light. Although, Paris can’t hold a candle to glorious Strasbourg, but it was pretty swell nevertheless. 

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Discount Disneyland

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Discount Disneyland

I didn’t miss the bus this time around. I actually went to Discount Disneyland, also known as Europa Park. 

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Adventures in the European Parliament, Part I

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Adventures in the European Parliament, Part I

Last Wednesday was the 25th anniversary of the reunification of Germany and I happened to be at the seat of the European Parliament at the time. Let me tell you, Chancellor Angela Merkel is mighty fine. Oh, and President François Hollande was there too.

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Colmar, City of Liberty and Wine

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Colmar, City of Liberty and Wine

What does the Statue of Liberty, pinot gris and a chocolate factory have in common? The lovely city of Colmar. 

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